But I will make an exception in this case simply because this is so ludicrous it screams out for comment.
The intertubes and media today are awash in news of a supposed accident involving young Mr. Bieb.
The Ottawa Citizen: Justin Bieber driving Ferrari when ‘tapped’ from behind.
So what happened? According to all reports, absolutely nothing - no damages, no injuries, no citations. But that didn’t stop the LAPD from making a statement or the media wasting tons of ink and paper and tying up bandwidth (or, for that matter, me wasting a post on a soon-to-be has been.) What next, a headline breathlessly proclaiming “Justin Bieber survives; plane lands safely at La Guardia”?
The mind boggles at what the great unwashed now consider to be newsworthy.