Apologies to Queen, but it does seem fitting.
I realized this blog was becoming much too serious, so I went looking for something a little lighter for a change, and found this story. Apparently some poor slob in Scotland has been placed on a sex offenders register for having sex with a bicycle. That's right - a bicycle. I thought I would write up something witty and then found this post by Mad Priest. There's no way I could do this story any better than he and his commenters.
Favorite comment? "There's nothing funny about a pedalphile." Check it out. Monty Python couldn't do it better.