- The Cadman affair (Some ‘honourable person’ is lying – and likely more than one.)
- The NAFTA affair (Oops, did I say that out loud?)
- The Blair affair (Why shouldn’t I meddle in a municipal election? It’s my money.)
- The Mulroney-Schreiber affair (More brown envelopes – this time containing evidence.)
- The Flaherty-McGuinty discourse (The Penis Dialogues - Mine is Bigger than Yours!)
- The election funding “In and Out” affair (Ah, who cares, it’s just accounting.)
- The Environment Commissioner’s Report (Ah, who cares, it’s just the environment.)
A primo opportunity to push the attack and hopefully finish off an opponent whose knees are starting to buckle, and what’s the best Dion and the boys can come up with? Some lame motion to blame the NDP and Bloc for Harper’s Cons being elected in the first place.